This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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