Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
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Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
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She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
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