Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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