she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
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