the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
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It's official drugs can't kill me
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
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Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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