so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
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We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
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Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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