you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
Randomize
