I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
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id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
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I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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