It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
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