So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
you sent me 5 happy birthday texts last night. one after the other. spelled differently.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
Randomize
