There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
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