Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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