bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
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Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
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I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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