He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
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seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
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Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
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