How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
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