bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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