She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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