It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
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Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
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I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
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