You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
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Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
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Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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