I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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