i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
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He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
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He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Good news!! I can adult!! π turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ππ
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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