Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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