Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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