I wannas sexs uuuuu
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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