He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
I just googled if crying burns calories
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Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
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He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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