if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
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The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
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He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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