Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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