i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
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You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
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Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
Impromptu road trip to New Orleans for four days of Mardi Gras. I'll probably be alive and back for Valentine's Day plans, probably won't stick my dick in some random either-might be using my free pass you cheating asshat. Love you. Expect random texts & probably a drunk dial or twelve. You did this to yourself. You're not invited so don't bother. Have fun at work.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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