I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
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You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
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It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
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