The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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