True true and the only thing that will burn more than the vodka we will consume is the shame in our loved one's eyes
And yet we make it a tradition to get inappropriately drunk at family functions. We amaze me.
At least it's not a funeral this time... I feel we're making improvements.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
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its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
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Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
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