remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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