BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
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You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
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I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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