i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
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