the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
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