Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
it's like heaven, but drunker
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
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