Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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