I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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