Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
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