dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
Thank you for not boning my boss.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
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