Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
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