Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
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as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
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It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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