Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
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We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
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I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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