He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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