is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
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