I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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