if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
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This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
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I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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