you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
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