Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
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