So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Randomize
