Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
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Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
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He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
3 2 1 whiskey
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
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