you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
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Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
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He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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