And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
can u get pink eye on your cock?
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
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I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
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You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
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